If you normally drink at 6 a.m. on Saturday morning, you have reason to be excited, as thousands of others will throw rationality out the window and pull up a stool next to you. Whether you’re at Finn McCool’s or Molly Malone’s, raise your pint glasses and slur it with me …
“Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer – and another one.”
– St. Patrick’s Day toast
And if you’re not in Chicago to watch the magical transformation of the Chicago River, you can view the changing of the green here:
Editor’s Note: Shenanigan originates from the Irish sionnachuighim, meaning “I play the fox.”