Climate change threatens the entire existence of mankind, yet on the day when leaders at the G8 Summit agreed on reducing global emissions by up to 50 percent by 2050 – the dominant headline was that Paris Hilton was out of jail.
You gotta love our celebrity-obsessed culture. So we’re going to lose a few coastlines in the decades ahead, the more important discovery seems to be that Paris is going back to court in the morning. Enough about melting icebergs and give the world what they want – judicial warming on Paris’ case.
Peering into the future, we can expect the below stories to make the front pages. Which one will you care about more?
“Venice Is Lost Forever” vs. “Suri Cruise Turns 21”
“20 Hurricanes Slam the United States This Season” vs.
“Angelina and Brad Adopt 20th Child”
“Paris Endures 10-Year Heatwave” vs.
“Paris Hilton’s Granddaughter Goes to Jail”